❤I love the way we finish each other's sentences.
❤I love the way I know you'll never give up on me.
❤I love the fact that I wouldn't ever give up on you.
❤I love the way you look at me.
❤I love how beautiful your eyes are.
❤I love the way I can't imagine a day without you in my life.
❤I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn't know how to go on.
❤I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.
❤I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.
❤I love how I know you'll always be there when I need you to be.
❤I love the fact that I will always be there for you too.
❤I love how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.
❤I love how complete I feel when I am with you.
❤I love how our bodies just fit together.
❤I love the way you make me laugh.
❤I love the way you laugh.
❤I love the way you won't compromise yourself when we are together.
❤I love the way you won't let me compromise myself.
❤I love your thoughtfulness.
❤I love your tenderness.
❤I love your ability to speak without saying a single word.
❤I love the way we glance at each other across the room and know what each other is thinking.
❤I love the way, how even though we may be miles apart I still feel like you're right here with me

❤I love the way you surprise me with the perfect gifts that show you pay attention to me.
❤I love the way you'll watch a sporting game with me even though you may not be interested in it.
❤I love the way you treat my friends.
❤I love the way you let me live my life freely without jealousy.
❤I love how you demand respect but are not controlling.
❤I love how I would do anything in this world to make you happy.
❤I love how you would do anything in this world to make me happy.
❤I love the way your voice sounds over the phone.
❤I love the way your voice sounds when you whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
❤I love the completeness and oneness I feel when we make love.
❤I love your sensuality.
❤I love how our romance feels like the perfect romance movie.
❤I love how you are my soul mate.
❤I love the way you handle troubled times.
❤I love the way you respect me.
❤I love the way you protect and defend me.
❤I love how you feel when we cuddle.
❤I love the softness of your lips against mine.
❤I love the softness of you lips against my body.
❤I love the feeling of your hair brushing against me when we make love.
❤I love laying in bed at night talking about nothing.
❤I love waking up to find we've been cuddling together all night.
❤I love the surprises you leave for me.
❤I love your intelligence.
❤I love your ingenuity.
❤I love your ability to make friends where ever we go.
❤I love your love for life.
❤I love your passion for your hobbies and interests.
❤I love how every time I look at you, you take my breath away.
❤I love how I thank God everyday for bringing someone as wonderful as you into my life.
❤I love the fact you gave me the gift of our children.
❤I love the special moments that we shared that will remain my fondest memories of you and I.

❤I love spending the holidays with the one person I love the most.
❤I love how my heart skips a beat whenever you walk into the room.
❤I love how you love me.
❤I love how I love you.
❤I love the ways you choose to show your affection for me.
❤I love the way you inspire me to be more than I am.
❤I love the way you spark my creativity and imagination.
❤I love the way you make me feel like anything is possible as long as I'm with you.
❤I love your sense of humor.
❤I love the way you make me feel like royalty.
❤I love the way you dress.
❤I love your understated elegance.

❤I love you just the way you are.
❤I love your spontaneity.
❤I love our life together.
❤I love how if I died right now I would be the happiest person alive knowing I found my one true love.
❤I love the fact that we will grow old together.
❤I love your way with words.
❤I love the way you look when your sleeping.
❤I love the way you think you look awful when you first wake up when it is actually then I find you the most beautiful.
❤I love your willingness to share everything and most especially your heart with me.
❤I love your strength of character.
❤I love taking showers together.
❤I love the way you leave me love notes to find whenever you're gone.
❤I love the way you treat me.
❤I love the way you take care of us.
❤I love your cooking.
❤I love the way you take the time to thank me for doing every day things.
❤I love the way you show your affection when we are around friends and/or family.
❤I love the way you are not scared to show your affection when we are in public.
❤I love your confidence.
❤I love your ability to make me feel better when times are tough.
❤I love the way we make up after a fight.
❤I love how you treat our children.
❤I love the way you support me when I'm off track.
❤I love the way you take the time to show me how much you love me.
❤I love your beautiful hair.
❤I love your body.
❤I love your openness to try new things.
❤I love your ability to talk things through.
❤I love your courage to be you.
❤I love your greatness.
❤I love the fact that you want to be with me and only me.
❤I love how I am and feel when I am with you!
❤I love you for you!

今天看到这个让我想起了晋哥哥，那时候我们也有个小册册。里面有老公老婆约法三章，什么爱妻守则之类的，基本上都是不平等条约。仔细想想其实我一直都是很幸福的~

呵呵！希望明天也可以一样幸福~哈哈!

老婆大概都是可爱又可气的吧～

关于洗碗
老公:你去洗碗。
老婆：好。
老公：那怎么还不动啊？
老婆：我头疼。
老公：懒死了，不让你洗碗你也不头疼。
老婆：真的！一想到要洗碗我就头疼。 

关于吃东西
老婆：这个话梅我吃了一半，挺好吃的，剩下的给你吃吧。
老公：我不爱吃话梅。
老婆：不行，你就爱吃！你是不是嫌弃我吃过的！
老公：这鱼挺好吃的，来。
老婆：你的脏筷子碰过的，谁吃！
老公：那你吃过一半我还吃呢，我不嫌弃你，你怎么嫌弃我？
老婆：那就对了。我嫌弃你说明我比你干净。我比你干净你凭什么嫌弃我？！

关于离婚
老婆：咱们要是离了婚，房子归我，我的钱我也得拿走。
老公：那我的钱呢？
老婆：你的钱都是我的钱，你有什么钱！
老婆：还有，离婚后你每月的收入也得给我80%。嗯，如果你再结婚了，那就给我60%就成了。
老公：老婆，我决不跟你离婚！

关于买衣服
老婆：这衣服好看吗？
老公：好看。
老婆：你就敷衍我，想让我赶快买完了赶快回家！
老婆：那衣服好看吗？
老公：不好看。
老婆：你就舍不得给我买！

关于干家务
老公：咱们把家务分分工吧。
老婆：好。首先，脏活累活得男人干吧，比如擦地、刷马桶、擦桌子……
老公：这对。
老婆：你是学理工的，我是学文科的，带电的东西得你干吧，像洗衣机、电冰箱、电饭锅、电熨斗……
老公：这……行！
老婆：男主外，女主内。和外人打交道的活得你干吧，买菜、交水电费、取报纸牛奶……
老公：行，行，那你干什么？
老婆：别着急呀。厨房里油烟这么大，可毁皮肤了，做饭得你干吧。
老公：你就告诉我你干什么吧。
老婆：我也有很多要干的呀。我可以陪着你，监督你，赞美你，安慰你……

关于孩子
老婆：咱们要个孩子吧。
老公：行。
老婆：那你喜欢咱们的孩子吗？
老公：喜欢。
老婆：那不行！你就得喜欢我一个人！
老公：好，好，就喜欢你一个人。
老婆：那我的孩子你凭什么不喜欢啊！
老公：咱们……还是别要孩子了。

关于男女平等
老公：都说男女平等，咱们家是不是也得平等平等？
老婆：行呀。你们男的欺负女的欺负了好几千年。我们也得欺负你们几千年，再平等，才是真正的平等呢。别急，再过几千年，咱们家就平等了。

关于幸福
老婆：你娶了我是不是特幸福？
老公：没觉得。你又不讲理，又不干活，还老折腾人，我怎么幸福啊？
老婆：这就是你的幸福啊。我不讲理，要不是我牺牲自己，能反衬出你的宽容大度吗；我不干活，就培养出了你呀，艺多不压身，你能力强还不好；我折腾人，那你的生活多丰富多采呀，你看，你的婚姻生活就不像别人家那么单调吧。

关于喝水
老婆：老公，我要喝水！
老公：我给你倒去。
老公：哎，这水杯不就在你手边嘛，没看见？
老婆：看见了，我就是想让你递给我。

关于领导
老婆：我在外面不是领导，在家里就得当领导。你在外面是领导，在家里就得被领导。
老公：那我要是在外面当不成领导了呢？
老婆：一个男人，在外面看人脸色，回家来拿老婆耍威风，算什么男人！ 

关于钱
老公：以后我挣的钱按比例给你吧，我挣的多留的也多，这样有积极性。
老婆：好。
老公：那我给你百分之多少？
老婆：百分之一百二。

关于睡觉（一）
老公：你那么小人，怎么占那么大地儿！
老婆：那当然，我得翻身，还得伸懒腰呢！

关于睡觉（二）
老婆：咱们盖那个双人被吧。
老公：别！那到第二天早上就全裹你身上了。我什么也盖不着。还是自己盖自己的吧，心里踏实。
老婆：哼，你就是自己盖，到明天早上照样也得被我裹走！

关于主意
老婆：咱们出去玩吧。
老公：好，你说去哪儿就去哪儿。
老婆：我要有主意还和你说！
老公：我出的主意你从来都不同意呀。
老婆：我不同意的那叫什么主意呀，那叫敷衍！你得不停地有主意，直到我满意为止。

关于打电话
老婆：你为什么不给我打电话？！
老公：倒打一耙！今天不是说好你给我打电话的嘛。结果我等了一天，还是我打给你的。
老婆：我是说过，可我又改主意了。张爱龄说：女人有改主意的特权。
老公：那你改主意没和我说?
老婆：我说了，我心里说的，谁让你和我心灵不相通的。

关于异性朋友
老婆：我可以有男朋友，你不能干涉我。
老公：行，我也交个女朋友。
老婆：不行！
老公：凭什么你行我不行呀。
老婆：我交男朋友，你做不到的人家能做到，我就不会老挑你毛病了，有利于家庭幸福。你交女朋友，我心眼儿小，吃醋和你吵架，不利于家庭安定。
老公：那我也心眼儿小。
老婆：一个男人，和女人一样心眼儿小，亏你好意思说！

关于拿东西
老婆：这个袋子你也拿着吧。
老公：我都拿着四个袋子了，你什么都不拿，好意思吗？
老婆：那我还挽着你呢！你100多斤呢，我拿的东西不比你拿的东西重多了。

关于散步
老婆：咱们一直散步到那条马路吧。
老公：到那儿太远了，一会儿该走不回来了。
老婆：没事，你背我回来。